Mad Monkeys

School conjuration (summoning);
Level bard 3, druid 3, sorcerer/wizard 3
CASTING
Casting Time 1 round
Components V, S, DF
EFFECT
Range close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Effect swarm of monkeys
Duration 1 round/level
Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance no

DESCRIPTION
You summon a swarm of screeching, mischievous monkeys. The swarm understands and obeys your commands and has the statistics of a monkey swarm. Creatures failing a saving throw against the mad monkeys’ distraction attack are deafened for 1 minute as well as nauseated. The monkeys attempt one disarm or steal combat maneuver each turn as a free action against any creature that begins its turn in the swarm, using your caster level plus your casting ability score bonus (Intelligence for wizards; Wisdom for druids and oracles; Charisma for bards, sorcerers, and summoners) for its CMB. Recovering an item from the monkeys requires a successful disarm or steal attempt against that CMB +10. An object stolen by the monkeys takes swarm damage each round the swarm is in possession of the object.



MAD MONKEY SWARM
N Tiny animal (swarm)
Init +7; Senses low-light vision; Perception +5
DEFENSE
AC 15, touch 15, flat-footed 12 (+3 Dex, +2 size)
hp 22 (3d8+9)
Fort +6, Ref +8, Will +2
Defensive Abilities half damage from weapons, swarm traits
OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft.
Melee swarm (2d6 plus plus deafness and distraction)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Special Attacks disarm or steal (+varies), deafness and distraction (DC 14)
STATISTICS
Str 7, Dex 16, Con 17, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 11
Base Atk +2; CMB —; CMD —
Feats Improved Initiative, Lightning Reflexes
Skills Acrobatics +11, Climb +10, Perception +5; Racial Modifiers +4 Acrobatics
SQ coordinated swarm
SPECIAL ABILITIES
Coordinated Swarm (Ex)
A mad monkey swarm coordinates its attacks more than a typical swarm, and deals swarm damage one step higher than a swarm of its HD would normally cause.
Disarm or Steal (Ex) 
A mad monkey's swarm  attempt one disarm or steal combat maneuver each turn as a free action against any creature that begins its turn in the swarm, using summoner's caster level plus her casting ability score bonus (Intelligence for wizards; Wisdom for druids and oracles; Charisma for bards, sorcerers, and summoners) for its CMB. Recovering an item from the monkeys requires a successful disarm or steal attempt against that CMB +10. An object stolen by the monkeys takes swarm damage (usually 2d6) each round the swarm is in possession of the object.
Deafness (Ex)
Creatures failing a saving throw against a mad monkeys’ distraction attack are deafened for 1 minute as well as nauseated for 1 round.